I.
Jason: You owe me.
Matt: I do? For what?
Jason: I told Karen that you were with me last night.
Matt: But I was with you.
Jason: I know. But I didn’t have to tell her that.
Matt: But it was the truth. Anything else would have been a lie.
Jason: Listen to you. You get a woman and all of a sudden you care about truth and lies.
Matt: What are you smoking? I’ve always cared about telling the truth. You’re the psychopath.
Jason: You start a couple of fires and you get labeled. Besides, that doesn’t make me a psycho; that makes me a pyro. It’s not like I’m drowning kittens.
Matt: I wouldn’t put it past you.
Jason: Nah. Kittens are cute.
II.
Lori: You’re bleeding.
Bridget: I know.
Lori: You know?
Bridget: Yes.
Lori: Are you gonna do anything about it?
Bridget: Yes. I’m going to watch the blood dry.
Lori: Okay. How’d you get cut?
Bridget: I cut myself.
Lori: You cut yourself?
Bridget: Yes.
Lori: Uhm. Why?
Bridget: I get better scars this way.
Lori: Better than what?
Bridget: I tried burning myself, but you can’t really control that. Never know
how long you have to hold the fire to get a good scar. Though you get much better coloring.
Lori: You know this is not normal?
Bridget: Yes. But don’t worry.
Lori: Don’t worry?
Bridget: Yes. I don’t cut too deep.
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