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Patricia
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Happy Holidays 2005! Mailing List Not sure yet if the cards will be handmade, but if you'd like one use the contact form to let me know.
That picture of between Santa’s legs is going to give me nightmares. Is he facing me? Please tell me he’s zipped up.
I’ve been waiting for someone to comment on this. Frankly I’m surprised it’s taken this long. But I’m not surprised it was you who finally said something.
As for whether he’s zipped up, well, depends on what you want under your Christmas tree this year, no?
See… I didn’t say anything about his bowlegs because I didn’t want people to think I was a perv. At least not for Santa Claus. But actually, it mostly just reminded me of that scene from The Graduate.
“Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Claus?”
“Do you want me to seduce you, Jenny? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?”
Personally, it looks like Mr. Claus (a.k.a. toy slinger) is about to have a duel with a poor defenseless tree.