deep as a puddle

friend: stupid boss
friend: making me work
friend: what a jerk
pea: what? dude, doesn’t he know it’s a short week?
friend: apparently NOT
pea: ass
pea: i hate him
friend: and seriously I worked YESTERDAY
friend: me too
pea: AND you worked YESTERDAY AND he wants you to work TODAY?
pea: what the hell
pea: doesn’t he know this is America?
friend: some people are just fascists
pea: clearly
pea: i weep for you
pea: in between weeping for myself
pea: of course
friend: of course

I’m so caring. If Mother Teresa were still alive they’d no doubt ask her why she can’t be more like me. Trust.